Sunday, July 13, 2008

Drunken boxing

When you wear your Obama shirt out to a new douchebag bar in your very conservative home town, you've probably got a chip on your shoulder and you're just asking for a fight. You probably came close to getting in that fight when someone mouthed off and your policy of not letting assholes talk to you like that produced a little smack talk in return. Then at the last second, before the room exploded, the situation cooled, and you were left to imagine what would have happened. You assume it would have been like this:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, it could have been worse. You could have tried to go to Toby's.

ALMO said...

...and instead you get stuck giving your buddy's drunk girlfriend a ride home...

Thanks for the ride home, btw.

C.Johnson said...

Ha ha! I just think it's funny that you actually have an Obama t-shirt.