I was more animal than man

ACTUAL CONVERSATION*

Me: I'm in bad fucking mood.

Person: Why?

Me: What?

Person: I asked, why?

Me: Since when does there have to be a reason?

Person: There's always a reason.

Me: That hasn't been my experience.

Person: Well, then, you're either crazy or an asshole. Which is it?

Me: I don't fucking care.

Person: You're an asshole.




*Not an actual conversation.