Re-welcome

There seems to be a slight misunderstanding about what I do here. So here's a brief tutorial on how to interpret my keystrokes.

1. I am neither talented nor serviceable at what I do. What I lack in talent and proficiency I make up for in I don't give a fuck. Therefore, when you're disappointed by what I've written, remember that you're here voluntarily and, as a rule, I don't give a fuck.

2. Sometimes I type shit while drunk. While very drunk. My supervisor recently remarked that she doesn't drink because it makes her sick. I said, "That's the whole fucking point." I mean, I'm not trying to drink myself into immortality. Some of what you read will be from the fingertips of sickness.

3. This is cathartic for me. I can't fix my problems here. But I can purge some feelings and make myself feel a little better. I believe with every bone in my heart that this is healthy.

5. I can disregard ordinal numbering systems if I please.


The End.