Now that I am tongueless, I find it hard, if not impossible, to lick all the things I like to lick. Such as:
Spittle
Cold flagpoles
You in a fight
Psychoactive toads
Envelopes
Ashtrays with spilled beer
Post-barbecue fingers (anyone's)
A baby's tears
My boss's boots
Strippers
My wounds (usually after licking strippers)
Whatever KISS was referring to
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