I've paid the cost to perform with the Boss

It's not often I make it to a Bruce Springsteen concert. At my current rate, I see him once every 32.5 years. So the next time I see him, he will be in his 90s and probably not on top of his game. That's why I'm excited to see him this time.

I haven't decided what song I'll be duetting on... maybe Brilliant Disguise. Or She's the One. Maybe I'll just sit in on accordion during Sandy. My understanding is that every audience member gets to participate in some fashion. I'll even settle for dancing in a bikini during Rock & Roll All Nite. Wait... that's what happens at Poison concerts that are pretending to be KISS concerts. Sorry for the confusion, Boss.

Anyway, I can't wait to see what I do.



Update

I sang and traded guitar solos with Bruce on The Ghost of Tom Joad, as seen here (although he calls me by another name):