Tuesday, August 19, 2008

There's one thing I don't understand about sex

When is the right age to start having it? Because if it's 35, I just don't think I can wait that long.




There's another thing I don't understand about sex

How do you know which chick is the one for you? Because they all make my mouth water and my nether regions sticky.




There's just one more thing I don't understand about sex

Is it OK to do it in public, like dogs and monkeys? I hope women are open to doing it monkey-style.



2 comments:

Peaches said...

So what's making you feel so saucy? Volleyball bottoms or bra ads?

SurlyZ said...

all of the above. cheers to the internet and the olympics.