News continues to pour in concerning the most recent Whiskey Wednesday escapades. Eyewitness accounts tell of a ranting, raving lunatic who really should have gone home hours before he did. This person apparently took issue with Joe Lieberman, the new Star Wars movies, really white people, and cripples. Reports say that he was an hour late to work the next day and was still drunk at lunch. This man is considered dangerous after six beers and six shots, and citizens are urged to avoid him at all costs. And for god's sake, don't give him any goddamn whiskey.
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