Monday, March 24, 2008

Race issues resolved

Pat Buchanan (seen here, third from the right) truly is a leader on race issues. As long as the race we're talking about is non-nonwhites.

In his latest piece, Pat pulls no punches on Obama's race speech. He tells it like it is. Blacks in America have had it too good for too long. They're lucky to be here, as he so eloquently proves in this passage:

First, America has been the best country on earth for black folks. It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known.

You're welcome, black people! We white folk had your best interests at heart when we kidnapped, sold, bought, tortured and murdered your ancestors. We also gave you a religion that forces you to turn the other cheek and forgive us. (Nice loophole, my white forefathers!)

Now will everyone just shut up about race? Wise, old Pat has set everything right. Hey, blacks! We'll take our reparations in Thank You notes.

1 comment:

glady said...

Yes, Pat's been ranting about this on MSNBC for a few weeks. One afternoon, he had the nerve to argue about the black experience with an African-American commentator. Finally, the guy (can't remember his name) turned to Buchanan and said: Pat, I think I know a little bit more about being black than you do.