Monday, March 10, 2008

Of presidents and prostitutes

By my primitive counting techniques (seen right), Clinton has to win the remaining states by some seriously significant margins to take the delegate lead from Obamamamama.




So if he's got a slight lead in delegates when the primaries are over, will the superdelegates all side with him? Or, drunk on their own power and promises from the Clintons, will they turn to the dark side?




And even if Obama pulls it out, will we find out that he "pulls it out" too often, like a certain fellow Democrat, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, who has a taste for high-dollar hookers?




What we need is a president who will actually get off his ass and take the fight to the purveyors of evil and corruption. Someone who knows the backstreets of this country and can root out crime where it festers. Someone who practices what he preaches. Someone who can bring real hope and inspiration through action rather than speeches. I can think of only one candidate who I'd be proud to call Mr. President. And he's already defeated most of the major heads of global terror:

1 comment:

dmagikwand said...

Some how, some way, and in keeping with tradition, Florida will wind up fuckin this primary all to hell. Just watch.