howdy

this is a personal blog that will include everything from my favorite obscenities (see if you can spot the fuckers!) to who i'm sleeping with (hint: she's "full of hot air"... and plastic) to where i've been over the last 2+ weeks (Gitmo?) to favorite recipes (add 1 cup of milk to 1.5 cups of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and voilà!) to detailed play-by-play of my many, many victorious barroom brawls to political opinions that actually matter (mine).

i hope you enjoy the entries, comment on them, learn from them, are washed free of sin by them, and, most importantly, ignore the typos in them.

p.s. i will sometimes repost things i've already written on myspace for the sake of those who don't do myspace. and because i'm a lazy, lazy man-child.