I know I'm supposed to be objective about the guests on The Colbert Report and stay emotionally aloof. Rule #3: Never fall in love.
But Dr. Jennifer Hooper McCarty is a vision of beauty and not just because I'm drunk and willing to hit on anything that moves and is bipedal. And she's smart to boot. A little obsessed with the Titanic, which indeed was a disaster. Yet nothing close to the disastrous proportions of the movie of the same name. I'd rather be murdered by an iceberg than ever watch that titanic piece of shit again.
Meanwhile, back in the land of love: I will not rest until I've wooed Dr. JHM into my arms. Well, I'll probably rest a lot. It's really just a figure of speech.
Anyway... behold!
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3 comments:
she's pretty cute, tho she kind of gave away the whole thing about her book. she didn't sell it so much as summarized it, saving anyone interested $20. also, don't fall in love. internet porn is much more reliable, and you can never be 'too drunk to perform.'
she's pretty cute, tho she kind of gave away the whole thing about her book. she didn't sell it so much as summarized it, saving anyone interested $20. also, don't fall in love. internet porn is much more reliable, and you can never be 'too drunk to perform.'
Yeah, I'd go down on her like an ocean-liner sinking after striking an ice-berg in the....anyway, I would.
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