Oh... am I on?

Is this thing on? Oh shit. I wasn't expecting to have to type a blog entry. Wow. This really caught me by surprise. I... I... Ha! Ha! I really don't know what to say right now. Ummm... I guess... you know... the government sucks and stuff. Uhhhhh... that Jesus guy sure is mockable, eh? Let's see... Oh! Look at me! I'm drinking beer, which I do. Because I love it so much and drink all the time. No, that's no good. How about that funny thing that happened the other day? Everybody was talking about it. What was it? Something do with that one guy... Damn. I'm sorry. I'm just incredibly ill-prepared. I haven't won the lottery yet... if that was something you were wondering. Hey, that's an idea. Why don't you ask me questions, anything you want to know about. Oh right. That won't work... Anyway, I think I'm going to slip out of here for a while. Next time I'll try to be ready. Soooo... um, thanks.