She's an angel

I know I'm supposed to be objective about the guests on The Colbert Report and stay emotionally aloof. Rule #3: Never fall in love.

But Dr. Jennifer Hooper McCarty is a vision of beauty and not just because I'm drunk and willing to hit on anything that moves and is bipedal. And she's smart to boot. A little obsessed with the Titanic, which indeed was a disaster. Yet nothing close to the disastrous proportions of the movie of the same name. I'd rather be murdered by an iceberg than ever watch that titanic piece of shit again.

Meanwhile, back in the land of love: I will not rest until I've wooed Dr. JHM into my arms. Well, I'll probably rest a lot. It's really just a figure of speech.

Anyway... behold!