Until I think of something worthwhile to write about (actually, I did think of something on the way home from work yesterday, but I promptly forgot it upon arriving home and finding a fresh 1970 episode of Hee Haw waiting on the DVR), I'm just going to list the things I accidentally ingested today.
A bug
Gasoline while siphoning fuel from the neighbor's car
A small piece of my own tongue flesh
Fruit
The remnants of my pride
Last night's leftovers (what am I, a hobo?)
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5 comments:
I can't believe I just subscribed to this junk.
Best comment ever.
Thanks! That means nothing coming from you.
You said coming.
Now I'm giggling like a little girl.
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