Punch drunk

I'm in the process of deciding if I should think about getting a heavy bag for the garage. I'm not into boxing or anything. But sometimes I just want to hit something for 15 minutes or so. And I love working out!!!

But the real reason is that I want to learn to work through my stress and aggression by punching something. Why should married guys get to have all the fun?

Hey, it's like black people using racial slurs on black people. I saw spousal abuse firsthand when I was a child, so I can make that joke.

Also, I punch like a dead boxing kangaroo. So there's no legitimate threat.