Saturday, December 6, 2008

How I know I'm going to win the lottery

Large dollar amounts in the Texas lottery are won only by ugly people.

You can go on the website to look at pics of some recent winners, and you will either end your gambling ways if you're beautiful or double down if you're not.

I'm investing my entire mid-month paycheck in the Mega Millions drawing. Then I can buy most people's perception of me.

And have everyone else killed.

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