WE ELECTED THE BLACK GUY????!!!!
Holy shit, it worked. I sacrificed my superior UT Longhorns to the dreadfully overrated Texas Tech Red Raiders this past Saturday for an election victory, and it fucking worked!
As everyone knows, I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh almost every day to laugh, to angry up my blood, and to laugh angrily. At the top of his show the day after the election, I turned to Rush to see how gracious and conciliatory he would be, not to mention the excitement he must be experiencing to work in political talk radio during the historic year that America elected a black president.
And indeed, he was generous with his words:
'...and so today we're told, "We must be conciliatory, we must congratulate, and we must be gracious and so forth." Why? Beyond just being those things, why? Because we still think that it is important that we differentiate ourselves from the left. From what I saw today and from what I heard, the reason people want to go overboard congratulating Obama on the racial thing, the historical aspect of the first black president, is to send a message to the left, to send a message to the media. "Hey, we're not as bad as you think." As long as that motivation counts for what you do, and as long as the motivation for behaving a certain way is to try to convince people that already hate your guts that they ought to like you, you are going to fail every time. So we congratulate Obama. We recognize the historical nature. We also understand that more than him being black, he is a radical extremist who is not going to govern from the center. ... I do not want unity with President-Elect Obama!'
He then followed that up by asking what liberals are going to do now because their beliefs are based on hate and rage.
Rush is always good for a laugh.
2 comments:
i listened to rush once when i was driving through the middle of nowhere and there was nothing else on the radio. literally, nothing. not even country music, just Rush. it was miserable. I got so angry i killed the next small mammal i came across. relief. And yeah, how 'bout the Raiders!
I should delete that comment. Texas played terrible football, and it still came down to the last second. Tech ain't shit.
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