Predictions

I’m a firm believer in the Big 12 being about either Texas or OU. Tech has no business pretending to be a quality team. We played like shit against them, and it still came down to the last second. IN LUBBOCK. I knew OU would beat them. I just had no idea it would be such a joke of a game.

So... here’s how it goes down from here:

Likely
Colt breaks his slump against A&M. Finally.
OU beats OSU on the road and goes to the Big 12 and the national championship game.

Possible
Colt breaks his slump against A&M. Finally.
OSU beats OU in Stillwater.
Tech goes to the Big 12 but can’t jump up enough to overtake #2 Texas. Texas goes to the national championship.

Preferable
Colt breaks his slump against A&M. Finally.
OSU beats OU in Stillwater.
Baylor baptizes Tech in the blood of the Lamb.
Texas goes to the Big 12 and the national championship, winning both and paving the way to back-to-back national titles, as originally predicted by the blog Wrong Again, Zod.

Disastrous
Colt takes another cheap shot on the chin from the cheatin’ Aggies and drops three straight to those racist, neo-Nazi rednecks.
Season over. No one gives a flying fuck about who wins what after that.

Note
Missouri could theoretically be a spoiler to whoever goes to the Big 12. But that ain’t gonna happen. They have three guys named Chase on their team, which is an embarrassment to the great sport of football.

Bonus trivia
My most hated teams in order are: A&M, Notre Dame, Tech, Baylor, Ohio State, OU.
I actually have respect for OU. Baylor made the cut because I lived in Waco briefly when I got out of college, and those guys skin cats, murder each other and hang nooses in trees every time the U.S. elects a black president.