My archenemy

I've decided Sean Hannity is my new archenemy (sorry, Tom Cruise). I shouldn't give him the attention, but I don't exactly have a wide readership, so fuck it. Hannity is poisonous, a liar, hateful, a bully, smug, stupid and totally douchey.

It's really not a challenge because he says disgusting shit for hours each day on his radio and TV shows. Some targets are too easy. But I like easy. Easy targets, easy tests, over-easy eggs... easy women (wink).

So here we go. A few choice Hannity-related clips. I will let you judge him for yourself. But if you judge him more positively than I do, you're an asshole.

Here's Hannity saying it was OK for McCain to cheat on his wife because he'd been a POW.



This is kinda funny because Hannity doesn't know who Sharpton is talking about but tries to act like he couldn't hear the question even after Colmes repeats it for him.



This one's really not fair. But it's silly, and it's growing on me.



Because I'm sleepy and want to save the even-better clips for the drawn-out, epic battle between the hero (me) and his newly crowned archenemy (Sean), here's one of Ron Paul supporters chasing Hannity.