Because all you talk about is porn, I've been thinking about the upcoming Kevin Smith film, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
So I was looking at the filmography of one of the movie's stars, adult film actress Katie Morgan. Porn titles fall into at least three categories. Here they are... with a few examples from Ms. Morgan's career. Gather the children for this important lesson.
Clever
Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4
Whore of the Rings 2
Space Nuts
Garden of Eatin'
I Cream on Genie
Spunk'd: The Movie
30 Days in the Hole
Hole Sweet Hole
Boy Meats Girl 3
Lazy/Get to the Point
Truly Nice Ass 2
Deep Throat This 22
Interracial Cum Junkies 3
Phat Ass Tits 3
Tongues and Twats 1
Big Titty Woman
Group Sex 5
Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock
Hot Blondes Rock My Cock
Dirty Movie
Somewhat Bewildering
Please... Play Hard with Me!
Here's the Thing About Young Chicks
Glamazon
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre
Marey Carey for Governor
Sunny Lane is Built for Filth
God's Will: The Sex Factor
For Love, Money or a Green Card
Who's Killing the Pets?
Oh man, I hope they're not fucking the pets to death in that one.
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3 comments:
"Garden of Eatin'" is also a brand of tortilla chips. I currently have the Red Hot Blues and Black Bean flavors. I suspect those are probably porno titles as well.
can you please add ratings next time you do a post like this? It's going to take a week for me to sift through all these.
Everything is rated Z. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are.
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