Person #1: We had the Salvation Army come by today and pick up an entertainment center. We had to schedule it a week in advance and then wait around all day for them to come by.
Person #2: And they don't always take everything. One time they came over and didn't want any of the stuff we were getting rid of.
Person #3: There's a veteran's group that will take anything. And they're great because they'll do it the same day you call them.
Me: They hop in their wheelchairs and zip right over.
(Silence)
Person #1: (pointing to person #2) He's a veteran. Gulf War.
(More silence)
Me: I've been drinking all day.
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