The drinking week starts on Thursday. Thursday has been a going-out night since college, and if you stop going out on Thursdays, you forfeit your right to college night. If you take a few years off and then come back, you're the creepy old guy who hits on college girls. But if you maintain your membership to college night with regular fees (bar tabs), you're accepted with open arms. Open, silky, cool-to-the-touch, college arms.
The rest of the week occurs thusly:
Friday
End of the work week. Got to celebrate another 40 hours in the tank and do damage control from Thursday night.
Saturday
C'mon, it's Saturday. Who doesn't go out on Saturday?
Sunday
The best day to start drinking in the a.m. You have a hangover, Bloody Marys are the cure, and you need to get with your peeps and exchange stories from Saturday night. You'll each remember something the others did that they forgot. Sunday can be an all-day-longer. My sister calls it Sunday Funday.
Monday
You slogged through Monday, and you need a few to unwind and prepare for the rest of the week.
Tuesday
You know people working at the bar and regulars who will be out. This is a good night to hang out with everyone and have good conversation before the onslaught of Thursday rolls around.
Wednesday
Tuesday was so much fun that you do it again.
Which brings us back to Thursday.
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1 comment:
Drinking every day is awesome.
Speaking of awesome, that picture of John McCain slow dancing with George Bush is better than, than...Sunday Funday.
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