You can't be happy AND intelligent

I realize that I write superficially about politics, but that's how I write about everything. Generally, when you scratch the surface of any issue, be it elections, sex, religion, or sexy religions, you find that things are very complex and much less enjoyable. The key to happiness is talking about things in a childish, dimwitted manner. That's why we always see President Bush dancing. He's a happy motherfucker.








And only some of that can be explained by his severe case of douchebagism.