Happy Obama Day!

Join me for mimosas, bloody marys and a champagne toast this morning as we celebrate a new day and the true New Year. We will watch live coverage of the inauguration and party like it's 10 years past 1999 (pour some out for the stillborn Y2K, y'all). Plus, I've got movies on standby (waving just to say hi) in case Biden starts ad libbing his oath of office.

Then we're all going streaking downtown. Just like the prophets foretold.