The power of my mind

My company had what experts would call a "company picnic" the day after Memorial Day.

I was volunteered involuntarily to work. So instead of hanging out at the lake, I sat in my office and willed Mother Nature to send rain. I even thought about conjuring a tornado. But I decided I didn't wish any innocent trees to be pierced with my poisonous co-workers.

And guess what? It fucking rained. No tornado. Exactly what I wished.

That's the power of my mind. You'd better hope I don't wish the new Indiana Jones on you. Because if I do, you will most certainly see it.